Ash making s*** up to win a fight?

You know I've actually seen a few pokemon episodes but ashs winning bullshizz is just rude. I mean "PIKACHU THUNDERBLOT......ON DA HORN " Whats even worse is that I dunno but if I thundered a swellow at point blank range im sure you get a fried turkey type pigeon thing but apparently ash made shit up again and thought it would be cool to use thunder as a armor. Whats other BS you've seen in pokemon anime?

I dont get the part about the fried turky and the thunder armor, but, in the anime, when ash was fighting pyrimid leader brandon and hsi bulbasaur got confused, all he needed to do was hold it against him to snap it out of confusion. It was complete bullshit.

yeah I mean your not aloud to "hold your pokemon" to get rid of confusion. Gawd

its also bullshit that they tell their pokemon to dodge, or use an defensivve attack while the enemy is attacking